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Yo' Mama
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map, she sees people waving. Your mama is so dumb, she sold her car for gas money! Yo' mama so fat, she got busted in the airport for having 200 pounds of crack. Yo mama is so dirty she has to sneak up on bathwater. Yo' mama's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear. Yo' mama so dumb, she waited at a STOP sign until it said GO! Your mama cooks so bad, your family prays after they eat!
Q: What's the difference between yo' mama and the Titanic? Yo mama is so ugly that when she worked at the bakery they dipped her face in the batter to make animal cookies. Yo' mama's breath is so nasty, when she burps her teeth have to duck. Yo' mama is so fat, her nickname is Dammmmnnnn! Yo' mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts! Yo Mama's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone. Yo' mama so dumb, that the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind! Yo Mama's breath is so bad, she could clear a chat room. Yo mama's so bald that when you rub her head you can see into the future. Yo' mama so dumb, she failed a pregnancy test! Yo mama's so dumb she thought Subway made trains. Yo Mama's so dumb, she went to a movie that said ''under 18 not admitted,'' so she left to go get 17 of her friends. Yo mama is so dumb that she was on her way to the airport and saw a sign that said “airport left.” So she turned around and went home. Your mama is so dumb when she was pulled over for drunk driving and they asked her to walked the line she said, ''Which one?'' Yo' mama so fat, the tag on her dress reads: "Made In Hungary, Turkey, China, U.S.A., Algeria, Japan, Indonesia..." Yo' mama so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself! Yo' mama so fat, all the restaurants have signs that say "Max. Occupancy 240 OR Yo' Mama." Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her! Yo' mama so fat, that when she wears a yellow rain jacket, people think she's a taxi cab. Yo' mama so fat she has to call Sherwin-Williams to paint her toenails! Yo' mama so fat, she's the reason there's night and day! Yo' mama so fat, that in order to kiss her, your dad has to hit her in the stomach and ride the third wave in! Yo mama is so fat, she's on both sides of the family. Yo' mama so fat, her beeper goes off and people think she's backing up! Yo' mama so fat, that when you tell her to haul ass, she has to make 2 trips! Yo' mama so fat, when she jumps off the high dive, she shows up on radar! Yo' mama so fat, you use her thong as a hammock! Yo' mama's so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven! Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!" Yo mama is so fat that her measurements are 36-24-36, and her other arm is just as big. Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she get an estimate. Yo' mama is so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts! Yo' mama so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs! Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book. Yo mama is so fat, her picture fell off the wall! Yo mama is so fat, she uses pillowcases for socks.Yo mama is so fat that when she walks in high heels she strikes oil. Yo mama is so fat, she wore a red dress and everyone shouted “Hey! Kool-Aid!” Yo mama's so fat when she went to the restaurant they gave her a group discount!!! Yo mama's so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery. Yo mama's so fat, she sells shade in the summer Yo' mama so fat, she got shocks on her toilet! Your mama's so fat, after sex she smokes ham! Yo mama is so fat she sweats barbeque sauce. Yo mama is so fat, she has a tattoo of the United States on her chest and in the corner it says ''actual size.'' Yo mama is so ghetto, she puts food stamps in a money clip. Yo Mama's armpits are so hairy, she looks like she got Don King in a headlock! Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom.
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